Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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