ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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