I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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