yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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