idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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