Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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