First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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