I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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