I don't think brook has ever known best
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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