Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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