Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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