girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
How's work?
Spinning.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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