sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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