Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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