so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This couple is walking their pig around campus
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize