Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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