Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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