i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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