I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
YAS. BRING CRAB.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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