For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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