That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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