Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think my fart just growled at me.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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