i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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