Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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