Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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