So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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