Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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