I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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