Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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