I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He felt like a one man threesome
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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