she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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