No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
there is glitter all over my balls
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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