Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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