Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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