Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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