Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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