she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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