i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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