Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Can I color on your dick again?
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
soo... how was my night?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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