Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
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just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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