And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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