when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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