We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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