ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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