just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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