spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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