Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize