redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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