Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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