I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
3pm strippers are depressing
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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